Rio Chillar – a walk on water

From Sacky´s point of view

Is that Gary´s voice? I´m the only one that calls him that, except Mrs. S, Janet I mean. Everybody says Mr. S nowadays. He is getting old, like me. But he is not shabby like I´ve become. Doesn´t hear or see as bad. I remember when he got me. He was five and about to start school. He was so happy and so was I. We really liked each other. He carried me and me, his schoolbooks. We were a great team, from the first day until he started year 5. Then he thought I was a bit too uncool. Put me away in a closet. But he kept me. I´m still around, even though he never takes me with him. He wants me as a souvenir from the past I guess.

Today Gary and Janet are going to Rio Chillar. I´ve just heard about it. Carrie, Gary´s new backpack, is happy. She loves adventures. We´ve been arguing a lot. Since the trip to the caves, she has become friendly to me the other week and told me all about it.
Now Gary is appearing. He reaches out for Carrie but freezes in his motion. Looks at me, on the lowest bolsa-hook, and I think I can see a touching glance in his eyes. Yes, he actually picks me up.
– My old backpack, he says. Will you join me on this adventure?
If he only could hear my thousand yes´s! The team reunited!

I sit in the backseat instead of the trunk. It´s nicer and I can hear what they talk about. Janet says that they could have walked instead of taking the car. It´s only 1,5 km to the river. River? So they are going for a swim? I thought they were going for a walk.

It turns out that it is both (kind of). It is a walk but in the river. The water is so low that you only get your feet (and sometimes your knees) wet. Well, I don´t need to bother 😊. I cling on to Gary. It´s quite an easy walk, even though the ground sometimes is bumpy and you don´t always see where you put your feet in the water. There are often rock walls on both sides of us. They form an alley and provide shades. The exotic vegetation together with the sound of hundreds of birds makes you feel that you are a part of nature. Vado de Los Patos is a marvelous spot where the water forms a pond and there is also a waterfall. Gary and Janet stop for a swim. It looks nice and cool. In some places, the water runs fast, in other places it´s slow. Like now. The rippling tone of the slow running water is so calming. I feel like I´m young again. All problems are gone. I´m getting used again. Gary´s backpack. As it was meant to be.

Now it´s the very last bit on the walk back. Then the bottom in me bursts. All things that I carry fall out into the river. Gary cries in anger. Swearing about his old useless bag. Janet and Gary get help from other walkers collecting all stuff, and someone gives Gary a plastic bag to put the things in. I feel ashamed. I feel Old. Can they repair me? Will they repair me?

On the way back to the car Gary stops in front of a trashcan.
– Are you sure that we can´t fix him, Janet? He is very dear to me.
– He´s too old and shabby, says Janet. Let him go, Gary.
– OK. Goodbye Sacky, he says. Thanks for everything.
Then he squeezes me into the trashcan and all goes dark around me.

How sad a story is when someone dies.
Even when he is tacky.
Back home in Nerja every bolsa cries.
Here ends the tale of Sacky.

The unique restaurant Unico in Nerja

– From Guccianas point of view
Good day my dear friends! I must say that it really is a lovely day here in Nerja. It’s 32 degrees, with crystal clear blue skies, and such a bright light here. Let me introduce myself – I am Gucciana, the stylish bag on the top hook in Mr. and Mrs. Smith´s villa in Royal Palm. My proprietor, Mrs. Smith, hung me there so the bags below can look up to me and admire me.
It’s been yonks since I’ve been out dining. Mr. and Mrs. S have been staying in the house or by the pool after moving here. They really love it! But lately, I´ve been hearing Mrs. S complaining about not going out. They are actually discussing it right now and I can hear them talking from upstairs.
– Isn’t it about time to get out and find a nice restaurant, dear? Mrs. S says.
– Well, it´s so nice here. I can make you…
He is looking in the pantry I hear.
– …noodles. Noodles are nice.
– Or we go to a restaurant, says Mrs. S.
I know that tone.
– Or we go to a restaurant, says Mr. S. Do you know a good one?
– Yes, I’ve read about Unico. It seems to be something else.
– Unico! says Mr. S. I know Unico for sure! You must book several days in advance to get a table!
– I know that, says Mrs. S. I´ve already booked.
– But how..? says Mr. S.
– Do you know what day it is?
– Eh Saturday…?
– And our wedding day.
Silence.
– Oh, Janet…, says Mr. S. Today? Yes, how could I forget? I wouldn’t make it without you, you know that don’t you?
Mrs. S says that she knows he will never forget, it just hasn’t hit him yet. They laugh. Same thing every year. Mrs. S picks me up at six a clock and the three of us take a walk through the town of Nerja in the balmy wind. We pass narrow streets and beautiful houses on the way to Unico.
At Unico Alicia meets us and leads us to a nice table for two, three I mean. She disappears and comes back with her husband Alex. They congratulate the S couple and tell them that they have run this restaurant together since 2018. They met in London and this is their dream. Maybe that’s why the service and the whole atmosphere are so welcoming.

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Mr. and Mrs. S get a menu, then an appetizer, following bread, olive oils, and water. I get the place of honor, on the table beside Mrs. S, so I can see what they eat. And everyone can see me. Mr. and Mrs. S start with a glass of Cava while studying the menu. Then Mr. and Mrs. S. has a marvelous three-course meal. You can see what they had in the window below. I wish I was able to eat. What I hear from Mr. and Mrs. S is that the taste is outstanding. When the desert arrives it says “Happy Anniversary” on the plates. How charming!
Something has happened to the S couple during their visit to Unico. They are holding hands on the way home and stop a few times to kiss. Back home I can hear them in their bedroom. My bashfulness stops me from telling anymore. What a night! More of the adventures from Mr. and Mrs. S are to come…

Trip Advisor rates Unico 5,0 using 547 recommendations.

Introduction to the Bolsas

Hi!  

I´m handy. Mrs. Smith´s handbag. I go with her wherever she goes. Yes, even to the bathroom.  I like to say I´m handy and I AM handy. Mrs. Smith has a husband, Mr. Smith (surprisingly) and they have just bought this astonishing new villa Royal Nerja in Nerja in Costa del Sol. From now on I will refer to them as Mrs. S and Mr. S. I see this house every day though I hang on to Mrs. S. It´s totally another world compared to the old flat in London, where we used to live. Everything is new with light colours and shining surfaces. The Villa has three floors and is very spacious. Outside it has its own pool. I actually got the chance to try it out when Mrs. S dropped me in it yesterday. It was nice and cool. I don’t get the chance to go swimming, so Mr. S took the opportunity to go for a quick swim too. And while he was there he took the opportunity and saved me from getting fully soaked.

What’s different about this blog is that we get to make our voices heard. We mean me (Handy) and my friends: a bunch of bags (Bolsas in Spanish) that make life easier for the Smith couple. Now Mrs. S is unpacking the box where my friends are. I can see it all from the table where I stand. There’s a bag hanger on the wall outside Mrs. and Mrs. S´s bedroom.

First, she takes Gucciana, the Gucci handbag – my worst contributor. She is very nice looking but demands a lot of attention. Pain in the ass really (sorry). Of course, she gets the hook on top.

Then we have Carrie, Mr. S´s backpack. She is always nice. But brags a bit because Mr. S so often chooses her on his adventures. I call her the Brag bag.

Now I see Paddly, the Paddle bag. He´s handsome and polite, but stiff. Lacks personality if you ask me.

Oh, there is Beachy, the beach bag. Full of jokes and funny stories.
“Where are ya´?” he says. “Ah, of course, to the beach in Nerja!”

Mrs. S is now taking a break and heading for the pool. There are more bags to come. She will unpack them later; Cooly, the cooling bag, Sacky, the worn-out backpack (I wonder why they keep him really). Golfy, the golfing bag is on the lowest floor. Probably in the car. He only hangs out with Mr. S. It would be nice to see the golf course. I wonder if I ever will. Mrs. S doesn´t play golf. But she goes to the gym with Gymmie, the gym bag, while Mr. S is golfing. Mr. S sometimes says that she doesn´t need to go there because of my weight. I contain so many things that only a cargo ship stows more. 

It´s a sweet couple Mrs. and Mr. S. They argue some, like all married couples, but love each other. All of us bags are so excited to join them on their trips to their new neighbourhood Nerja. Stay tuned.